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Cant team play if life depended on it and always gets sidetrack if sees glyph mid chase and needs to collect it.
Ass
"I see Scrumpy looping the killer, And... She stopped for the glyph"
Scrumpy by The Blight June 4, 2025

Plum scrumpy 

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.
Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.
Plum scrumpy by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019