scroll

To roll up a blunt with weed.

"yo you want me to scroll that blunt real quik?"

by Scroll Masta April 17, 2007

Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.

"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."

by ntb320 April 18, 2008

Scrote Neck

n. a person that is not good enough to be a dick head, but better than an asshole.

n. a friend who you haven't seen in a while.

adj. a person that you respect, and hate all at the same time.

v. a hello

ex.Is that Jr on the phone, tell that scrote neck I said hey.

ex.Man that scrote neck just wooped my ass in pool!

by SStraley March 1, 2009

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

by Yopinski March 23, 2012

Scroblet

Thy act of making a goblet out your nutsack skin and having your significant other drink from it to nourish herself. If your a gay you are instantly disqualified because your a faggot.

After my wife susan got off work there were no clean goblets, so she quenched her thirst with some lemonade by drinking from thy scroblet.

by Grizzly Daniels February 16, 2014

Scrollitis

A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.

You know you like it, y'all just want keep scrolling. You got that Scrollitis!

by Miller E February 20, 2015

Scrosexuality

An aphallic - which means ‘non penis’ centric sexual orientation solely focused on the scrotum which is the erotic focus. It is not a fetish it is a sexual orientation that basically The male can only be attracted to the female counterpart if she is more attracted to his scrotum more so than the rest of his body.

Many people love dick but balls are so much sexier when they hang low which is why I decided to date my boyfriend who identifies under the scrosexuality orientation

by TheFirstLove February 28, 2022