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rock scramblin

the art of becoming connected with mary jane. It is often used as a slang word between friends so that others do not know of the ritual soon to come.
"Hey tommy lets go rock scramblin"
"Hell yea man"

Other people to the side stare in bewilderment
by Jimmy John1000 October 7, 2010
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Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.
Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
by TheCroatian February 2, 2009
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sign scramblers

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.
(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!
by Fartsnadknocker June 23, 2004
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scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up
I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night
by gregmaster April 18, 2010
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soap scrambling

1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
by Dunzel October 19, 2006
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Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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Anaheim scramble

Anaheim scramble: the act of putting avocado in your condom and then having sex.
Example:
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.
by HarleyDFLSTC July 22, 2016
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