A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.
I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009
The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth
Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 7, 2009
Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.
Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.
Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.
I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.
I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.
I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.
by JerseyTrash July 23, 2008
1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.
2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc
2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc
by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005
by Gage - o September 21, 2008
Scotch Plains is a town neighboring Westfield.
For years Westfield and Scotch Plains seem to have been rivals.
and although Westfield may think they are better,
they are really not.
They are more stuck up snobs that get what they want
and do not have to work for anything.
Scotch Plains kids go through school and work their butts off to achieve highschools.
The town is known for its amazing jazz bands and successful after school activities
For years Westfield and Scotch Plains seem to have been rivals.
and although Westfield may think they are better,
they are really not.
They are more stuck up snobs that get what they want
and do not have to work for anything.
Scotch Plains kids go through school and work their butts off to achieve highschools.
The town is known for its amazing jazz bands and successful after school activities
by Mary June February 23, 2008
The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.
by Yak Daddy February 5, 2012