by ferkon December 6, 2020

Wowww, Ben Greenbergwitzstein has unamountable Schwag. thiis is actually ridiculous, look how schwag his yarmulke is.
by Swellerton December 25, 2010

The extreme version of schwag, a description of something of very poor quality, usually used in reference to bad pot.
The exact opposite of diggity dank.
The exact opposite of diggity dank.
by Revchu April 4, 2004

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.
by pj July 27, 2003

A form of plastic bag frequently used for the sale of cheap marijuana. Characterized by the lack of a Ziploc-style seal, the closing of these bags involves licking. Often seen scattered sporadically in the homes of marijuana-smoking individuals.
by dr jackson September 14, 2009

The most basic type of pussy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) Can't get pussy that's worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. If it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag pussy. Pussy you don't brag about.
Friend 1: Just go talk to that girl at the bar.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.
by Khalfrodo February 7, 2015

Build-up on or around toilets, drains, or mouths, Pond scum, caked on food, crusty excess, or corrosion. "I am so disgusted at the schwag muck that is around the toilet bowl". "I refuse to stick my hand in that scwag muck!"
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 3, 2013
