Dirty Schroder

An insult generally directed at people younger than you, like a brother or sister, or that stupid kid down the street. An ideal "Dirty Schroder" has one or more of the following characteristics:

Fat
Trashy
Smelly
Bitchy
11-14 years of age
Person who won't leave you (or your stuff) alone

**Note that once you are a Dirty Schroder, you will always be one, regardless of your current characteristics**

"Dirty Schroder" is also synonymous with "Dirty Cock'm"

Guy 1: What do you think you're doing, Dirty Schroder? GTFO

Guy 2: WTF man, I'm 32 years old now. Can't you just give it a rest?

Guy 1: Of course not, you are still a fat and smelly Dirty Schroder!

by Soldier X58 October 24, 2011

schroederhall

a smelly dorm where the plague lingers because everyone who lives there doesn't try hard at school or shower.

bewb!

by bewb! March 22, 2003

Schroeder

When you take home a girl just to find out she’s a lesbian

Man last night I slept with this hottie just to find out she’s a schroeder!

by Tommycracknellchicmagnet August 2, 2018

Schroeder’s Funnyman

This type of retard is a person who can’t come up with a valid argument or good roast, so they resort to saying “You Make Me Laugh 🤣” or some shit due to their inability to make a retort, or their low IQ not allowing them to come up with a good quip

Jake: “...And that’s why you’re an idiot for doing for doing that and should apologize to Miles. You’re a fucking prick.”

Dave: “Hahahah, you’re getting so mad over this, you’re funny 😂😂”

Jake: And there you go again, doing the Schroeder’s Funnyman again because your too uncivilized and slow to even reply with something competent. I expected better from you.

by JustArandomGuyiguess May 21, 2021

Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.

-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!

by Whippedmamasboy December 28, 2021

Schroederize

To sabotage in an internet manner because they screwed up, to where you purposely post someone's contact information on multiple sites so that they'll be forced to change their information

That guy sent me a threat by email so I schroederized his email address

by Popsocketpete June 27, 2023

Schroederize

1. To sabotage in an internet manner because they screwed up, to where you purposely post someone's contact information on multiple sites so that they'll be forced to change their information.
2. To shred or annihilate.

That guy sent me a threat by email so I schroederized his email address by posting it to dating sites and prison pen pal pages.

by Popsocketpete June 27, 2023