schniffter

Pronounced: sch-niff-ter
An object of any form

"Bloody hell Rodney, will you please stop poking me with your bloody schniffter!"

by James_1010 October 7, 2006

Schruff

The area between the penis and the balls. On most men, this is the site which eminates the most perspiration and therefore the most ball-smell.

Whewwweee! My boyfriend isn't a stinky guy, but one whiff of his schruff could send you to your grave!

by schruffhead July 18, 2009

schnumf

a small tasty snack

mhmmm I'm just going to have a wee schnumf while I'm watching the telly

by poppychicken September 29, 2010

Schluff

Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.

I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.

by Colonel Krumpetfunkel April 18, 2006

schuff

a southern crunk dance that involves shuffling.

girl make the booty drop then she schuff.

by beesa October 15, 2006

shnuffed

When someone holds a door open for you, gets bored, and stops holding it for you.
-- or --
When someone looks at you and chooses not to hold it open for you.

Wow, that cunt face just shnuffed me.

I can't believe this. The other day, I held that fucking door open for that fucking teacher and they just shnuffed me.

by SysVoid May 24, 2016

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008