Schmiggity

a word originating in the Poconos for a hoe, whore, or promiscuous female.

guy 1: ayo i'm bout to hit up Renesha's schmig ass.

guy 2: yo u still fuckin wit that schmiggity?

guy 1: hells yea son, i'm tryina get it in.

by Poconadian October 15, 2011

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

schmoogie

Promotional item, with company logo and contact info, given to promote a company name. Items usually include clothing, hats, pens, office supplies, magnets, etc.

The salesmen were giving out schmoogies to the customers to advertise our name in their office. Putting our name on the schmoogies makes them remember us more than the competition.

by kardiak October 24, 2008

Schmoogle

The act of throwing up on the feet, during sexual intercourse with the feet, prodominately done by the male, while the female vomits.

I schmoogled with your mom last night.

by Love2schmoogle April 4, 2011

Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

Schmoogly

Someone who has Chorbs or suffers from Chorbolism.

You're fucking schmoogly

by Schmoogly Schmoogle January 14, 2012

Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010