schdatenfreude

(noun) The happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.

Usually associated with excessive online dating.

"The joy I felt in hearing about Andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude."

by playtiming October 2, 2007

schmabe

The act of making your monkey spit.

Gabe schmabed himself in front of Walgreens and was arrested for public masturbation.

by Noyh Howards June 13, 2013

Schmata

An old Yiddish word for clothing, or rags.

He's completely meshuga - all he wants to do is peddle schmata's! But he's making the shekels I tell you!

by Traveldan84 November 30, 2018

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

schmageggy

everything (like 'the whole nine yards,) New York City usage, circa 1960

I had to listen to the whole schmageggy

by J. Schwartz December 18, 2004

schdatenfreude

(noun) The happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.

Usually associated with excessive online dating.

The joy I felt in hearing about Andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude.

by playtiming January 2, 2009