The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.
No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
by Camel Feet March 23, 2011
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Get the schlonged mug.Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.
Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.
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2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.
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