Schweppes

A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).

There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.

Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."

by Jephty December 15, 2020

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Schweppes Soda Water

A phrase to describe something cool.

Example: “Wow I just did a 360 no-scope, that’s Schweppes Soda Water.”

by Pinchwig July 25, 2022

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schlepphorst

Wanted for multiple war crimes.

"That guy Jacob over there, he's schlepphorsted."

by Nomad30 February 5, 2024

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Schlepherd's Pie

1 Can Beanless Chili
3/4 Cup Rice
(Cook & Mix)
Handful of shredded cheese on top of above
1 Cup ground corn chips on top.

(Expand-as-needed.)

Roughly $5 of ingredients. 2-Days' dinner.

Works as a dip or food for poor-people.

Dude, let's make some Schlepherd's Pie for tonight's party. I didn't get paid today ...

by G-Wm. Parker February 24, 2025

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Schepers' Pie

The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.

Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie

by Mercedes-Benz over June 13, 2025

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