schlong

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

by purple golf bag July 06, 2020

Schlong

A giant penis; opposite of an Asian dick

Zichen! Get your schlong out of those girls right now!

by zichen555 January 31, 2023

Schlong

The Slang word for neck in French

Ayo That dude has such a long schlong. He looks like a giraffe.

by [TrollxBig] June 07, 2021

Schlong

A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.

Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.

by comedian.org June 17, 2019

Schlong

A thick, long piece of meat.

Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.

by Nikolas_Cruz_17 October 09, 2019

Schlong

Synonym for dick/penis/cock. Only used in case of a big sausage.

THIS NIGGA HAS A 13-INCH SCHLONG!!!

by 360PopeScope October 16, 2018

Schlong

See penis, cock, wang, johnson

Whip out yer schlong and go to town...

by Anonymous November 02, 2002