Swanton

A small stupid town in Ohio that is full of nasty food and druggies. There is no entertainment what so ever here so if you want to do something fun you have to drive at least 10 minutes away. The only thing that most kids do here is go to there dumb ass bowling alley

“Hey where do you live?”
“Swanton, Ohio”
“Well I’ve never heard of that place”

by SMquack June 27, 2018

west scranton

the best part of scranton. the home of tippy! and Novembrino Swim Complex formerly Da Oxy

hey wheres the party at? west scranton of course!

by carmelina March 8, 2007

Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Stanton

verb, synonym; to fuck "it" up directly pertaining to the attraction of the opposite sex.

Dude, Andy was chatting to this delicious bitty the other night, when he accidentally threw an entire beverage over one of them. Nigga totally Stantoned.

by twotoTandy March 26, 2008

Stantonesque

(adv. or adj.) A philosophical or profound thought, often characterized by its intellectual superiority. Only applicable to individuals of MENSA-proportion intellect. Also, incredibly strong or manly and is attributed to things that require heightened levels of testosterone; however, the term is not generally applied to athletic activities. Synonym is beastly

Man, that was a completely Stantonesque comment!

Dude, you just scaled Mount Everest in three hours? How Stantonesque!

by BranHo February 10, 2010

Becky Scanlon

A descriptive phrase you would use to call a person beautiful and amazing, preferable a woman.

Person 1: "She is so Becky Scanlon, there is no real way to describe how unbelievably perfect she is."

Person 2: "Yes you are tots right, i mean obvi there are no real words to describe her."

by Chocochip October 31, 2011