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noob safari

a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location.

Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.

Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
Porthos: Dude, this place is a noob safari.

Smiley: Dude, stop being such a noob safari.
by Craigward January 27, 2007
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Safari Style

Safari Style is a sexual position that is a variation of the "doggy style" position.

Safari Style starts with the female being on all fours and the male inserting himself from behind. As he penetrates the female, he leans over her and breathes heavily and grunts into the female's ear, mimicking that of a lion in the desert.
She told me she liked it rough, so we did it Safari Style.
by TK Slaaaya July 14, 2010
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Walmart safari

A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.

Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature
Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!
by TFfan92 October 16, 2014
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satanic panic

When a group of conservative religious people, usually Christians, propagate rumors that something is satanic, demonic or evil. The propagators usually attack something for children, believing that children are gullible enough to accept every single thing as gospel truth. During satanic panics, major propaganda is spread, as the believers attempt to spread the message. In the majority or all these cases, the panic is irrational, but readers frequently accept these rumors as gospel truth.

Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panic examples:

1970s:

The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.

1980s:

Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.

The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.

1990s:

During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.

Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.

2000s:

Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.

Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
by udusers1 November 28, 2011
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Samari

Has a cute smile, prettt eyes and a beautiful face. Very sweet and smart girl. Sometimes can be very blunt,other times very anxious and shy. The funniest thing is seeing her ignoring you when they don't want anything to do with you. Very emotional because of her trust issues. Saddest thing to know about her is that she will do anything to make a friend smile while deep down broken inside.
Jake: samari does too much for friends and does nothing to make herself happy.
Devin: I wish Samari was more happier she a great friend but no one is a great friend to her.
by @iknowihurtyou March 21, 2019
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Sacarius

Indigenous to Appalachia.
Often referring to those less educated who are likely to work in mines, shoot dear in their backyard, and drink Mountain Dew until their teeth fall out.
Paul- Did you see that man back further down the mountain? He had three arms!
Steve - He must have been inbred.
Paul - Yes you're right. He looked like quite the sacarius fellow.
by Frisbeetime March 29, 2009
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Trash Safari

A dumpster diving technique where at least two dumpster divers drive around with one person sticking out of an SUV sunroof. This allows for easier viewing down into large dumpsters, easier lifting of dumpster lids, and increases overall efficiency.
Hey guys, trash day is this Wednesday. Who's up for a trash safari?
by Jarred VandeMark February 16, 2009
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