Santa Clause Beard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.

So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.

by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

by R9ckruff December 04, 2017

santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.

Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!

by JGBS January 10, 2008

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 01, 2010

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

by Delray87 December 01, 2011

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020