skirt

emergency umbrella, just be sure to use a rounded stick

While walking with my girlfriend to the movies it began to pour. I had no umbrella, but my girlfriend was wearing a skirt and I happened to have a baseball bat handy. My arms were sour, but my hair was still sharp.

by alpot April 10, 2006

Skirting

When a randomer has the urge to shove his/her fist inside the genitals of a person wearing a skirt.

Corrr look at that babe in the skirt.
-Ite darlin', fancy a skirting?
-Sure!
*Skirts*

by Naifen December 02, 2007

Skirt

USUALLY worn by women, in special moments, men would be embrassed to wear one.

The smaller version of a dress worn by females who either just like it, think thier a slut, or just want men.

Tom wanted to see what the girl wore, so he flipped her skirt up!

by Chris Lee June 17, 2003

skirt

A noun used to identify a mildly above average slut. A girl that if one was ever lucky enough to catch her it would yeild bragging rights to all the guys.

ay three stacks.. check out dat skirt. All I would need is 3 and a half minutes... maybe even four.

by Michael Walsh November 15, 2007

Skirt

Girl

See da skirt would love to get that one

by jim July 18, 2003

Skirt

Someone, primarily a male who is heavily controlled by his girlfriend

Dude: Yo bring those cheese fries over here, im starving.
Skirt: Sorry i cant these are for my girlfriend.
Dude: Come on dude, dont be such a skirt.

Dude 1: You going out with us tonight?
Skirt: No, my girlfriends wants me to hang out with her tonight.
Dude 2: What a skirt.

by hernandorodriguez April 28, 2013

skirt

a noob. A skirt is specifically a noob on psn (playstaion network). The term came in use on Killzone2 online.

Harrison-"Dude your such a fucking skirt you suck at Killzone man"

Tyler - "Leave me alone, if it was COD4 i could beat you"

Harrison- "but its not, you skirt"

by major coXsore March 05, 2009