rustic tattoo

After cumming, leave a small amount of semen on the tip of your penis. Proceed to use your penis as a pen and draw on the girl's face or other preferred body part.

I gave my girlfriend the coolest looking rustic tattoo ever yesterday! It was a dragon!

by Rusty Tatterman February 14, 2008

holy rusted metal

Holy Rusted Metal is a line from the movie Batman Forever. And it most certainly *ought* to be the name of a heavy metal band, if it is not already.

- Man, I went to the Holy Rusted Metal concert last night and they totally rocked! \m/
- I bet, man! I can't wait for Holy Rusted Metal Fest. Next summer is gonna kick ass! \m/

by Bobton October 26, 2013

rustic

In for sale adds, rustic is a euphemism for old and shitty.

Her vagina was a bit rustic, but I was in a pinch.

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

Rustic Charmer

Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.

Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.

by alex krukowski January 21, 2010

rustic circle

To create a rustic circle ..... a blowjob must be given and at that moment the receiver of the blow job, must insert there big toe in the ass of their partner ...creating a circle....RUSTIC CIRCLE

Lord Farquaad is getting a blow job from Fiona...deep throating and gagging Lord Farquaad inserts his big toe into Fiona's tight ass creating a rustic circle

by hagar the terrible December 24, 2013

Rustin

A wanna be Satanist who is a pothead,alcoholic, beats his girlfriends, and it took him 8 years to get a college degree .

I once dated someone similar to a Rustin .

by ihaterustin August 27, 2011

rustic waterfall

when you go to someone's house (preferably someone you don't like too much) and you take the top part off of the toilet and take a dump in the tank. from then on until the owner of the toilet discovers the dump, the water that comes out when you flush it will be a wonderful "rusty" brown shade.

"dude i 'rustic waterfalled' that broads house after i found out she cheated on me. the toilet still drains turd water."

by rappatap November 20, 2007