The X+1 Rule

X is you, and Y is the person you are referring to. Y will always be one more than you are, no matter what, and is always better, sadly for you.
"I hate Joe so much. He always hits me with the X+1 Rule on the field.... He just always HAS to do it better than me."
by #swagzilla November 16, 2012
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Rule of Drinking #1

Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.

Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
"Dude they have an open bar at the Christmas party!!!"

"Rule of Drinking #1 man."
by kasairashi December 31, 2011
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The 3-1-1 rule

The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.

(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).
"I've gotta go piss dude, the 3-1-1 rule's just kicked in".
by Woody72 May 27, 2017
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Number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is-you should argue with anyone who has a big follower count unless you want to be jumped by their followers.
“Dude you should probably not argue with that guy he has a lot of followers
- but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter dude”
by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020
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Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
by bobandbill December 27, 2010
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Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread
As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies
by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021
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Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.
"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023
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