Rolf

An annoying show off who thinks he is cool.Most Rolfs like to climb thing to impress people.Are usually cute,blonde and short and from Finland. They will ruin their lives by trying to be cool.

Look at that guy climbing a tree,he is being such a Rolf.
I know he is such a dork.

by bearcupcake November 4, 2011

rollfuck

The act of masturbation by the use of a toilet paper roll.

"man I got off a good jerk yesterday...how bout you?"
"I rollfucked and I must say, three cheers to charmin."

by kfrance May 8, 2007

Rolf

a very sexy goddess

wow have you seen that guy his name is rolf

by OFFICIAL ROLF FAN CLUB December 12, 2019

Roelof

Small man with sheep hair

Wow thats a Roelof

by Keesvanderspek May 10, 2022

rollfucking

similar to the practice of boobfucking, this term refers to the sexual act between a man and woman such that the man takes his obese partner's fat rolls and wraps it around his wang and resumes to "fuck it" in them same manner until sexual culmination.

Hieu: Do you see that morbidly obese thing over there that resembles a female? I want to hook up with her and start rollfucking those flabs!

by aznqueerdude June 28, 2009

[rolf]

rolled on the laughing floor

we were on e then billy rolfed

by sexy tyme August 15, 2007

ROLF

(ar`o`el`ef) v. abbr. Roll Over Laughing, Floorless, 1. to find something so funny that one loses all sense of time and space and drops into the abyss, 2. inability to properly key internet acronyms (short forms) because one finds something so funny.

"ROLF. wuz dat ever funny ... er ... i mean ROFL. ogm. cant believe i said that ... er ... i mean omg. oll. cant spel laffin so hard ... er ... i mean lol"

by Lane May 1, 2004