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River

a girl who i amazing and sweet. She is crazy and makes crazy sexual jokes that crack you up every time she i hard to get definitely one of a kind.
damn that river last night
by billybobjoe2006 June 3, 2018
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An extremely annoying person also known as Justin Bieber's playmate.
River Medina
by umike1 April 17, 2011
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River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick
by SrShiny August 5, 2020
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A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them
Rachel:Rivers is so sexy I want him with me
by Isabel655 November 6, 2016
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River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River
by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019
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Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.
by Guavas November 13, 2016
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Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.
hailey: wow dude i love River
nichelle: who?
hailey: my best friend? how dont you know him?
by urartdad October 8, 2019
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