River

a girl who i amazing and sweet. She is crazy and makes crazy sexual jokes that crack you up every time she i hard to get definitely one of a kind.

damn that river last night

by billybobjoe2006 June 3, 2018

River

An extremely annoying person also known as Justin Bieber's playmate.

River Medina

by umike1 April 17, 2011

River

River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.

Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick

by SrShiny August 5, 2020

Rivers

A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them

Rachel:Rivers is so sexy I want him with me

by Isabel655 November 6, 2016

River

River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.

Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River

by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019

River

A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know

Girl1: that river is some fine shit to bad he has a kid
Girl2: what?!?
Girl1:river my baby daddy

by Cocopufflickwer March 11, 2018

River

Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.

Lets go down to the river.

by Guavas November 13, 2016