Roommate 1: "Dude Jeff took the television from the living room too his friends place too continue his skyrim binge after playing six hours today, I just want to use it for five minutes"
Roommate 2: "At least we dont have to watch or hear that RIMJOB play anymore."
Picking the crusty boogers from the outer edge of your nostril in one fluid, sweeping motion (by a rotation of the hand). Performed solely with the index finger in the nose. Commonly defended as "itching the inside of my nose"
The perfect rimjob is when a girl actually inserts her tongue into your anus and stimulates the prostate.
"hey last night I got that crack whore Jess to give me a perfect rimjob"
"that's awesome dude, when I'm high on meth its like the only way I can get hard"
"she's coming over again tonight, if you wanna tag team"
"totally bro, I'm gonna cum in her eyes"