Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole

Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021

rigger

A person who only sits oil rig in rust and is a complete and utter cunt

Aw man that rigger bitch Ace is still running oil bro!

by Karma™ August 14, 2022

Rigger

When Scooby Doo says a bad word

Scooby: can I have a Scooby snack
Fred: no Scooby
Scooby: rigger

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

Rigger

A rigger is either the slowest or the fastest member on the team, who is a lazy bum in an endearing way. Typically 3 2 or 1 seat in the sport of rowing, but anyone may be considered a rigger.

Yo Alex stop being a rigger and lock in!

by nonchalfr October 30, 2025

rigger

A racist african american

Look at that black guy over there! Wait, is he being racist to that asian kid? Aw man, the world is full of riggers.

by criky July 12, 2022