Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole

Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021

Rigger

When Scooby Doo says a bad word

Scooby: can I have a Scooby snack
Fred: no Scooby
Scooby: rigger

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

rigger

A racist african american

Look at that black guy over there! Wait, is he being racist to that asian kid? Aw man, the world is full of riggers.

by criky July 12, 2022

riggerous training

In-depth instruction and strenuous practice regarding how to attach cables or ropes for heavy freight-transporting.

Achieving efficient sling-building and block-and-tackle setup requires many hours of riggerous training.

by QuacksO November 3, 2025

Rigger

Rigger - Person, which excelled in Oil Rig mastery. Hes using full potential that Oil rig provides to gain adventage and come out victorious out of all possible scenarios he might be brought upon. The level of skill it takes to achive such title, cannot be measured by any metrics. Its given only to chosen once after thorough research, and cannot be taken away.

Are you a professional rigger?

by John blough May 27, 2024