When somebody farts multiple times in one instance, with each fart getting smaller and quieter. Can be anywhere between 3-6 farts. If someone farts more than 6 times in one instance, they need medical assistance, not the Urban Dictionary.
"PPFFFTTT PFFTT Pffftt pfffft pfft pft."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.
by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010
by andrew runge January 02, 2022
In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.
In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.
In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.
"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"
"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"
"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"
by Soul Fever June 28, 2009
The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.
by bigtones September 19, 2004
by Dude1981 October 17, 2013