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Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
by heatstim August 31, 2021
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Retention

I know it’s hard for you to believe because you don’t believe in intelligence disparity that is independent of outcome and finance buuuut...
Hym “My retention rate is high. You don’t know how I didn’t this. You can’t even imagine how I did this. You are a dumb whore. You’ve always been a dumb whore. I will hate you until the day you die and then I’ll continue to hate you. I cannot wait for you to die.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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retentant

to be strongly against something
joe- why are you retentant towards dunkin
bobby- because i’m a hardcore starbucks lover
by cassied822 November 4, 2022
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anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.
C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.
by MamaWe November 1, 2018
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ARTention Retention

Origin of Term #1: ART + ATTENTION = ARTention

The Preponderance and Desire to keep THE ARTS in the Forefront of 21ST Century Societies by introducing innovative and unique STORY Angles via Social Media Networks regardless of (hopefully) temporary sour and dire economic Situations, thus retaining, inspiring and enabling Beauty, Creativity and Education to soar and flourish.
No matter what your ART may be: Painting, Dance, Sports, Writing, there’s a STORY behind each Stroke, Step, Swing, Scene and/or Sentence. Therefore, the easiest Way to tell your STORY time and time again…throughout the Chapters of your Life is through ARTENTiON RETENTiON.”
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