retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.

Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

retardacon

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

by Magusto May 20, 2008

retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.

You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.

by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

Retardationisamation

When someone is so retarded you have to express it as much as possible.

Devin suffers from retardationisamation

by Thebigmantheman February 3, 2021

dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010

Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.

"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."

by jbiddle August 24, 2011

Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.

In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.

by Dr. Schlichter von Koenigswald January 3, 2021