tax relief

the extra large shit you take after you find out how much you have to pay in taxes

95k to federal???, get out of the bathroom!!
I need Tax Relief!!!

by matlock503 April 20, 2010

relax

To chill out, calm down and take a break.

After much work, he relaxed on the bed.

by Monkikuso December 17, 2002

Relaxtasting

The act of chillin while simultaneously eating a delicious food.

Yo man, what did you do last night?

Oh not much, just a bit of relaxtasting.

by DragonsDragons October 16, 2009

sexual relief

That feeling that a weight has been taken off your shoulders after sex. The anxiety and tension during periods of sexual inactivity is released and leads to a brief period of relaxation.

That was what I needed all along, sexual relief smoothened me up.

by siriusbaby June 8, 2016

self reliance

Self reliance is an art

its when you can survive on your own without help

it makes you feel good about yourself

"Hey man how you been"
"great just spent a week in the forest with only a knife, I killed a deer ate its meet raw and used its hide and carcass as shelter and clothes. Then I had to fend of a bear with my barehands"

"dude thats awesome, you need some major self reliance for that, It also explains the missing arm."

by Rocket Pig skateboards December 15, 2013

Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

relictronic

Outdated electric technology. Relic meets Electronic.

Relictronic: 8-track stereos, telephones attached to a wall, old computers (Atari, Commodore 64, etc.), bicycle headlamps with the generators that run along the side of your tire.

by Xavier Reivax October 11, 2009