revolution

A good thing; working on it right now; all I need is some firepower, some followers, and a public stage to express views.

"A little revolution is a good thing"
-Thomas Jefferson

by Kaladbolg June 29, 2003

Mexican Revolution

A Dirty Sanchez followed by a Donkey Punch.

To properly celebrate Cinco de Mayo, I pulled a Mexican Revolution on Antoinette then kicked her out of my apartment!

by fmitga February 26, 2010

New Year's resolution

n: An assessment of, and often delusional attempt to correct, one's shortcomings. Typically made on a day that is arbitrary except that it begins a new year on the standard Gregorian Calendar. Given the arbitrary nature of the date and the sudden change of lifestyle demanded by most resolutions, it should not be surprising that most resolutions are abandonded by the start of the next year. Fortunately the next New Year gives a person the opportunity to make the same resolution again.

A common New Year's resolution: get fit, get thin, get hot, get laid.

A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.

by ScabNainz January 19, 2006

Dance Dance Revolution

A rhythm-oriented action game, also known as "DDR", played with the feet. The player stands on a metal pad with four arrows (up, down, left, right) on it. When playing a song, colored arrows referring to the directions move up from the bottom of the screen, and the player steps on the correct mark, hence the term "dance.". This game requires stamina, a sense of rhythm, and foot-eye coordination. It is a very popular game in North America.

Let's play some Dance Dance Revolution!

by Jordan Morgan November 22, 2003

cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.

Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.

by liz December 31, 2003

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

animal revolution

Coined on the Tony Kornheiser Show, the animal revolution involves the animal kingdom rising up against its human oppressors and taking over the world. Many of the news segments during Kornheiser's tenure on Washington Post Radio were devoted to animal stories that should tip off loyal listeners that the animal revolution is imminent.

Finding a rat in the mouth is a sure sign of the upcoming animal revolution.

by Marekk January 25, 2008