red eye

to lower your anus onto an open eye

fraser drunkenly red eyed Lt Colonal Weddeburn during his initiation

by marshy December 28, 2005

captain red eye

Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.

My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.

by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008

kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.

Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.

by Paulba March 3, 2012

johnny red eye

Marijuana

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.

by Stanski May 31, 2016

red-eye gravy

gravy made from country (i.e salt-cured) ham instead of beef.

Shiit, man, you don' know bout no red-eye gravy.

by crack January 26, 2004

red-eye dial

Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.

"It's 3am in NY right now...let's red-eye dial Rick from the airport in Vegas."

by Colls March 5, 2007

Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

by anonymous June 7, 2021