rasputin

basically what urban pervert says except he only had 12 inch cock and he died immediately after it was cut off..the rest is crap..i aint know much about this nigga other then all his "magical F*cking powers" came from him smoking argela which i am doing as we speak

Raputin was a Russian nigga who hit weed and argela everyday after f*cking the czar's wife

by Weiled El Jieradet May 6, 2005

rasputin

A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.

Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

Rasputanism

The religion practiced by Rasputan who was a shaman or mystic in czarist Russia and is famous in Russian history.

He believed that a person had to first sin greatly before they could by really forgiven. The Religious group that he belonged to would meet secretly and first whip themselves and then have wild orgies till they dropped from exhaustion.
It is a religion that exists in many parts of the United States.

He's into Rasputanism.

by judge dredd7 August 27, 2013

rasputin

Russian Jesus

Dirty Capitalist Spy: Who the hell is Rasputin?
Clean KBG Agent: *loud ass soviet anthem ear rape plays in the background* You mean our lord and savior Russian Jesus who will one day bring communism back to the motherland and turn all non Russian things, including water, into vodka!
Dirty Capitalist Spy: The fuck?

by Quantum Wolfy86 November 15, 2017

Rasputin

Russian chad.

Russian legend siad that Rasputin has a 13-inch penis

by Daufq da Gamer July 30, 2018

Rasputin

Some dude who makes stupid ass puns.

Rasputin gave me a stroke from his puns.

by nhgnfhh May 19, 2020

Rasputin

A literal bop

Wow this song is good, must be a Rasputin!

by Himanmnamamamsm October 30, 2020