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QuoN

Contraction for "Queen of the Noobs."

Used primarily for women (especially vegetarians and blondes) who are so daft, so ridiculous, so... noobish, that they are deemed to be the "Queen" of all noobs. However, they have no subjects, because they are too noobish to have them.
Activities include, but are not limited to:

Dressing up for Where’s Waldo? Day... 5 days early.
Accidentally eating bacon while being vegetarian.
Spelling "whore" as "hoar".
Hearing about a lecture by Ray Rodriguez. Googling him and finding out that he is an expert in nutritional genomics. Going to the lecture. Turning out that it was actually a lecture by ROY Rodriguez... expert on sex.
Thinking that hookah bar is just a “cool” way to spell hooker bar.
Looking out of a window and thinking that it's raining outside when it's just the sprinkler system.

"No, it's not raining outside, QuoN... That's the sprinkler system lolololololol."

*Chanting* "QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN!"
by egene12k December 20, 2009
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Quon

A tall Asian man in early teens who is most likely addicted to porn hub
he watches so much porn his name must be Quon
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quonce

a person with the characteristics of a "queer" and/or "ponce"
1. "you know that little gange queer"
2. "yeah mccorkel"
1. "he's such a fucking quonce"
2. "aye lol"
by gerald fawcett December 9, 2008
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qupon

A ticket or code used to obtain a discount on goods and/or services. (Commonly misspelled as coupon)
by navilon October 20, 2008
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quonky

I love to quonky
by kbelle16 August 18, 2011
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Quonc

A unit of measure used in Hungary, in the time of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, specific the weight of two chickens, and used only when purchasing chicken parts.
by eggdad69 December 28, 2016
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Quonk

The noise a swan makes
Swan - "Quonk"
by Mark December 30, 2003
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