Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018

Pathead

When you're head is completely shaven; bald; bic'd.

Underneath all that hair, you got that pathead.

by Skyhighness February 26, 2011

Vacation Pothead

Any regular person, who usually only smoked weed a couple of times in his life, but once going on vacation, will think of nothing else but weed, and will smoke any chance he can.

Eric: I've never smoked before, but man, this is Ibiza! We gotta get high!

Jake: Man, you're a real vacation pothead

(two hours later)

Eric: Let's smoke again!

by halpwr July 8, 2010

Pythagoras

c. 582-c. 507 B.C.E. A Greek cosmologist who believed that numbers described the true nature of the universe. A very influential teacher, about whom many legend were written and later attatched to Jesus in the New Testament.
It is uncertain why the Pythagorean theorem is so named; it was neither Pythagoras nor his followers who discovered or even proved the rule, nor were they even particularly concerned with it in any way.

by ln(e) October 30, 2003

pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.

Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.

by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007

Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.

Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic

by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009

Harry Pothead

Someone that is obsessed with the Harry Potter books and movies and all other things related to the Harry Potter universe. Usually they are people who read and or write HP fanfiction. Their obsession is so great that it may be seen as an adiction.

I'm such a Harry Pothead! I check every hour to see if (HP fanauthor) has updated his HP fanfics yet!

by Shades of Grey June 9, 2005