free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD
She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something
by Duke diggler July 04, 2021
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piggyback-purchase

Refers to merchandise that you pick up for someone else while shopping for your own items, either because this other person is unable to travel to the store himself, or because he is not a paid member of the big-box outfit where his desired items are offered, and so he has asked you as a member to obtain the items for him at the warehouse's bulk-package discount.
I don't buy enough household consumables to justify the $89-per-year membership-fee that Sam's Club charges, so I just piggyback-purchase them through the large family down the street.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality
Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.
by ahsibfilm January 20, 2016
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purchase

A word used by big companies that defines something you pay money for and then maybe get to keepit
company: Pay to purchase* this movie.
*We can take it away anytime tho.
by Fortatech December 27, 2023
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Purchased

by Dapoggster October 04, 2023
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purchase review

An essential part of any shopping trip which takes place when one has caught their breath towards the end of the trip, it is to simply look back and asess exactly what goods they have purchased with their cash, merely for their own benefit and maybe who else is with them.

This usually takes place on the platforms of various train stations pending on where the trip has taken place.
Josh: 'The Train ain't comin till 17:39'

Wilson: 'Oh no that is almost seven minutes away! what ever will we do in that time?'

James: 'Time for a purchase review.'
by ...? November 20, 2004
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When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.
Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”
by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018
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