The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.

Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.

The New Jersey Gas Pump by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026

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whacking the nozzle against the pump

Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank

Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.

whacking the nozzle against the pump by Dycokac February 12, 2019

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PumpNdump

The process of acquiring a girl's love, having your way with her in bed, and then dumping her immediately afterwards and never returning her calls.

"I thought they were watching Titanic?"
"Nah that was just an excuse so he could PumpNdump her"

PumpNdump by Art_1 December 9, 2008

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pumpnana

A hybrid of a banana and pumpkin that is not real.

Boy 1: WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy 2: It is a hybrid of a banana and pumpkin it's called a pumpnana

pumpnana by Bdgdhshh3b nrujdj3mmd June 25, 2021

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pumpnut

an idiot
an annoying person
a person that should never have been born

pumpnut idiot asshole douche

pumpnut by PriteshJP June 8, 2011

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