man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

by the ham October 26, 2005

Puddy Fart

Air escaping from a pussy

I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart

by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008

Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.

"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"

by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

Love puddy

The mix of fecal matter, semen and sometimes blood as a result of anal sex.

There was love puddy all over the bed sheets after the couple made love.

by Justplainnasty July 8, 2017

puddy wuddy

A coworker who cries about working too many long shifts.

Nate is such a puddy wuddy.

by Crybabyscoworker January 27, 2016

delaware puddy

The diarrhea you get the next morning after having sex with an AIDS victim.

Trent: Oh dude I had horrible shits this morning?
Bob: You should get that shit checked out. You don't want it to be delaware puddy.
Trent: Oh yeah that's right, the girl I fucked in the ass last night had AIDS.

by donny from delaware December 17, 2013