man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

by the ham October 26, 2005

Puddy Fart

Air escaping from a pussy

I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart

by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008

delaware puddy

The diarrhea you get the next morning after having sex with an AIDS victim.

Trent: Oh dude I had horrible shits this morning?
Bob: You should get that shit checked out. You don't want it to be delaware puddy.
Trent: Oh yeah that's right, the girl I fucked in the ass last night had AIDS.

by donny from delaware December 17, 2013

butt puddy

Thick puddy-like substance between the butt cheeks

Man i have bad butt puddy.

by MTMan21 March 10, 2014

puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019

dat puddy

ebonical way of referencing the vagina. "That pussy"

Gervonta: Boy, you better get dat puddy !

by Pizzlej August 8, 2021

Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014