Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome
by Annakaleia September 30, 2011
How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser July 11, 2008
In the lively dance of urban greetings, where high-fives and fist bumps reign supreme, there emerges a star player: the "dap." Picture this: two pals, locked in a handshake symphony, creating a percussion masterpiece with a slap, pound, or snap that echoes through the concrete jungle.
Enter the scene-stealer - "dappable proximity." It's the Goldilocks zone of social distances, where two amigos find themselves in the sweet spot, not too close to invade personal space, and not so far that their daps turn into awkward, slow-motion misses.
This term transforms the art of handshakes into a spatial waltz, where finding that "dappable proximity" sweet spot becomes the key to unlocking a world of urban camaraderie. So, the next time you and your compadre hit that perfect distance, execute that dap with style
Enter the scene-stealer - "dappable proximity." It's the Goldilocks zone of social distances, where two amigos find themselves in the sweet spot, not too close to invade personal space, and not so far that their daps turn into awkward, slow-motion misses.
This term transforms the art of handshakes into a spatial waltz, where finding that "dappable proximity" sweet spot becomes the key to unlocking a world of urban camaraderie. So, the next time you and your compadre hit that perfect distance, execute that dap with style
John and Mike were vibing so hard at the party, effortlessly hitting that dappable proximity during their epic daps, making their greetings the envy of the whole squad.
by GroovePioneer January 07, 2024
The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 27, 2021
The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
alternative for body doubling, this word describes the act of working/studying near a person or group of people in order to focus or be more productive.
by batty markers November 16, 2022