When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009
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Get the Profe Brown mug.A facebook, myspace, or aim profile of a pedophile, that uses pictures of the same preteen girl or boy to lure other children in. Usually a male in his late 30s, fat, many chins, glasses, and enjoys world of warcraft.
Jack: Did you see that hot girl's profile pictures on facebook
Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address
Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address
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Get the Procedure Town mug.The dance-like, once-around maneuver that is sometimes required when walking the dog, in order to keep the leash untangled and in the same hand.
I was out walking Miller this morning and every time he saw a squirrel I had to do a leash pirouette in order to keep from tripping over him.
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