Poogatory

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.

Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"

by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014

Probgrammatic

(adjective) a shortening of the phrase grammatically problematic Causing confusion in the grammar and, therefore, the meaning of a piece of writing.

Sarah's writing makes no sense. It's very probgrammatic.

by MC Key November 23, 2020

poogsit

A handsome man, OP in the real world and in the virtual world. He likes to boast and toot his horn, but he has a heart of gold. Usually buzzed when in work meetings. Would definitely recommend him as a friend. Maybe even a friend with benefits.

Check out that guy, and his high score, those dashing looks.....he's definitely a poogsit!

by Lotrbubbles June 4, 2021

Progastinating

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021

ooga pooga

An oof moment, often used for self-deprication and to deflect pain. Can also be used highly sarcastically. Often used between guys to belittle a diss or take the piss out of someone.

Jane: jack you're such an arsehole, I hate you.

Jack: ooga pooga

by oogapooga November 25, 2019

poogasm

That happy feeling you get when you poo.

Mr Winky felt most happy when he had a poogasm.

by Mr Winky February 14, 2006

poogly

afraid, startled, scared

He looked a malenky bit poogly when he viddied the four of us like that...

by JackBrewer July 9, 2003