produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus

Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.

by gigasaur February 23, 2018

produce silence with a shovel

To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them

In a worst-case scenario, I'll have no choice but to produce silence with a shovel.

by Whycantiusethishandle? September 16, 2018

Profuctive

Credit goes to J.

Profuctive: when you don't feel like being productive but you say fuck it and be productive anyways.

J: "I really don't feel like being at work today. Guess I'll have to be profuctive about it."

by That Weird Guy On Tinder June 2, 2020

Fresh Produce

Someone who pretends they live in poverty but owns high end amenities aka Seedless strawberries and organic Mangoes.

Girl:"I have no money" *Files French Manicured nails with Disney World Season Pass*

Boy: "Fresh produce bitch"

by BigBootyBitches45 June 22, 2016

dan from produce

common habitat - the grocery store metro. He is the definition of beautiful, sexy , handsome , love of my life. He likes going for younger girls, typically with names starting with a K and working as a cashier in the same store. Teaching dan how to use the store phone is the way to his heart. Dan could sit and talk to his lover for 1/2 an hour, even staying after his shift! Dan is amazing and hot but is either taken by a girl stating with the letter k or is gay.

Dan from produce is love , dan from produce is life.

Tammy- who's that sexy mofo?
Michelle- That's dan from produce

by danfromproduce June 19, 2020

Queen of Pandemic Productivity

The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.

Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.

by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021

Counter Productive

Being successful in reducing the number of friends on a social platform such as facebook by causing those who shouldn't be there to begin with to defriend you.

Sunny's excessive use of the words "Cock" & "Penis" caused her friend count to decrease by 10 yesterday - therefore; she was "Counter Productive"

by Silly Sunny June 28, 2013