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node-minecraft-protocol

node-minecraft-protocol is a Minecraft protocol library for node.js, based on node-protodef. It is available on npm as minecraft-protocol, and allows you to create clients, servers, and to otherwise serialize and deserialize packets.
// Example code for node-minecraft-protocol:
const nmp = require('minecraft-protocol')

const client = nmp.createClient({ host: 'localhost', port: 25565, username: 'amonger' })

client.on('login', packet => {

client.write('chat', { message: 'Hello, world!' })
})
by chipmunk minecraft March 10, 2023
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proctomorph

printable alternative to asshole. Takes adjectival proctomorphic and adverbial proctomorphically forms,can be used on the record in open court.
"Has my learned opponent ever considered, in his entire proctomorphic existence, that the prosecution's burden of proof might extend beyond 'everybody knows the defendant is guilty'?"
by Marian Neudel January 18, 2004
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proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.
You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."
by Malgamere March 26, 2011
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kyoto protocol

something that would take 100 trillion dollars to lower the earth's temperature a half of a degree.
wow the kyoto protocol is a huge waste.
by j wizzle January 23, 2008
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Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died
Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009
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Ghost protocol

When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.
With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.

I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.
by Smarti84 May 8, 2018
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