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jarvis probe 

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality
"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
jarvis probe by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

anal probe

An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.
Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!

Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!
anal probe by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

senate probe 

The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.
performung a "senate probe" now means to perform hand gestures between men's room stalls..
senate probe by Well Hung September 9, 2007

space probe 

a vehicle in space that carries no people but carries things to use on the planets
like a carama should be on a space probe
space probe by Alyssa April 12, 2005

anal probe

a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus
a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus
anal probe by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

bah anal probe 

the term used to describe the image of an alien sticking its probe up the jaxie of the sheep emotion on msn...very amusing image =]
example 1: (dragging it out) its the bah anal probeeeee

bah anal probe by emma..x December 27, 2007