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Preteentious

noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."
Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.
by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013
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Preteen

A bunch of salty little assholes who like to try and be older than themselves, always try to look/act “special” and “unique” when in reality they’re just idiots who need to pipe down and not act like everyone cares about them
Preteen Girl: No, I don’t like that band, I like THIS band because I’m my own person and nobody can influence me
Literally everyone else: Well, that’s great and all but it’s literally what you like, nobody is trying to get you to hop in their van or anything
by Your Uncle Marvin November 25, 2019
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Preteenophobia

Someone that has trouble with dating kids over 12. preteenophobes are usually teenagers that reside within the same school as the victom and stalk them aggressively. also people named Noah
Noah has preteenophobia!
by Noah statt January 25, 2022
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preeeeeeow

The onomatopoeia of the paper's sound.
Alright Bubs, Let's Hear Preeeeeeow 2.0!
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presteejin

Verb - as in, or the act of prestige. But also an adjective in some senses, as well as a noun. To prestige in rank in a gaming session, to prestige or pressteejin.
"I was presteejin last Night"

"Jacob was presteejin on Black Ops the other day"
by MRKayakiMan February 6, 2024
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Preteen

A preteen is a child age 10-12 stereotyped to be cringe but we’re not
Stereotype preteen OMG did you see the new jeans song ya it’s so swagy real preteen did you guys see what one of the boys did yeah it was so disgusting
by Bru 11 December 7, 2023
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Preteen

Anyone aged around 9-13 years old, are actually normal
9 year old: I’ll go home now, It’s pretty late see you soon
11 year old: Bye bro
13 year old: See ya bro

Person who just turned 14: haha im in high school

Preteens: so?

Teen: uhhhhh…
by Nozy -_- March 4, 2024
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