Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017

present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)

by dmince93 May 11, 2011

presenteeism

Act of showing to work when you are sick. Opposite of absenteeism.

So-called "presenteeism," or going to work when sick, is a persistent problem at more than half of U.S. workplaces and costs U.S. business a whopping $180 billion a year, research shows. (from CNN.com)

by JDD January 30, 2007

pressed

Stressed, Upset, Annoyed, Bothered. If you find something pressing you aren’t about that life. You are bothered by it.

Dona Tella was Pressed about the long line at the bar and the price of the drinks

by BrianBedHead June 18, 2018

Pressed Lemon

1- A repressed lesbian

Person 1- Omg (person 2) why are you such a lesbian?
Person 2- I'm not a lesbian! Being gay is wrong and God tells us not to be gay
Person 1- You need to stop being such a pressed lemon, all that repression is going to make you need some intense therapy.

by kapowinxx3 September 5, 2010

Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 22, 2019

pressed meat sandwich

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed

That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

by TheManagement October 10, 2019