detective: what happened here?
witness: He had a temper-pedic anger that drove him to shank his mattress last night.
witness: He had a temper-pedic anger that drove him to shank his mattress last night.
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Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.
Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
by yursh22 June 19, 2017
Get the Predickament mug.Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.
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Get the predicktion mug.Replacement of your intended word by your cell phone's predictive text feature because you failed to space or were too quick (or thought you were) and you were really off a key and your cell didn't know what the hell you meant so it helped you out without your request. Strangely enough, sometimes you appreciate this feature because you can't always spell everything you'd like to say (but the cell can)!
"If you were turning to reach me, I was in the shower. - unrequested predictive text confused your slippery fingers and when you meant to say, "trying," it thought you meant turning. TOTALLY changes the meaning!
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Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"
by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011
Get the Urban Predictionary mug.A Mexican who acts nothing like a Mexican, they tend to act like preppy white kids.Most are obsessed with Hollister and don't speak a word of Spanish but still claim to be Mexican.They're somewhat of an oddity considering most come from extremely beaner families.
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