FB Friend Poacher

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.

Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"

by Lolita75 January 14, 2010

poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

pussy poacher

A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

by Monroe July 7, 2003

Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

poacher

A younger man who actively pursues older women (i.e. "cougars").

A true poacher, Dave knew the best spots to find the most receptive cougars.

by VeronicaSmythe January 25, 2008

poached egg

A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!

You should have seen the poached egg I made with your mom bro!

by Chase Dankbar January 13, 2008