possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Possessed

The result of a spirit/figure taking possession of one's body or heavily influencing them.

Oh my god, Trea Turner is a possessed man right now. He's gone yard 4 times in the last 3 games and has 21 total bases.

by zoboomaf00 August 30, 2023

Possession

something that science either can’t prove or can’t understand

human’s science was so unadvanced that they simply couldn’t understand that the crazy man was simply had possession by a general ghost

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

possessive

Possessive is demanding someone's total attention and love. Wanted to controll someone.

"as soon as she'd been out with a guy a few times, he'd get possessive"

by Frances Gutierrez November 9, 2022

Possessive yandere

A type of yandere that will kill their significant other or love interest/senpai to make sure no one will take them.

(possessive yandere) : now that you're dead no one will ever take you from me, neither will you be able to go away from me<3

Person 1: I heard that 'name' killed her s/o

Person 2: I guess she's a possessive yandere

by Mely_chan May 4, 2024

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023