Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.

Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.

by Silas07 January 7, 2021

Front-leaning rest position

Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups

1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"

by Deez-nutz-goty September 2, 2021

locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.

Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig

by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009

Amazon Position

During intercourse a woman lays a man down proper like by splitting his legs and throwing them over her shoulders. She then proceeds to get on top and reverses the roll of missionary position.

Guy: Tom! You are not going to believe how Agatha had me last night gurl. We tried The Amazon position and I didn’t know I was ready.

Tom: gurl yaas

by Sallyumlots January 11, 2018

69 position

Dumbass its number is positioned before 68 and 70
You dirty mind bitch

Person 1: What is 69 position

Person 2: Stupid ass 68;69;70

by fat ass 27 October 3, 2022

Motorcycle Sex Position

A sex posision based on the way you would ride a motorsycle. The man sits on his knees and uses his hands on a invisible steering wheel, accelerating and humping the woman, who is bending over like she would in a doggie sex position.

Girl 1 "How is you'r sex life going?"
Girl 2"It's great, we just tried the motorcycle sex position. He drove me hard" c

by MattisCreationsMatMja May 26, 2017

pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)

Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.

by James_Hunt February 14, 2008