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Portas

‘Portas’ is a short way of saying koss porta pros, which are popular headphones.
‘Hey have you seen my portas?’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
by Kossportaprosenthusiest August 1, 2021
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porta juice

The blue shitty liquid inside of a port-o-potty.

this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.

But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
Hellraiser, bro that was this nastiest porta juice ever
by Shitter tipper August 2, 2024
mugGet the porta juicemug.

Porta Potty

1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.
1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.
by Juneberry You June 13, 2023
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Porta John

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.
Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
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Porta potty baby

An individual either conceived or birthed inside of a porta potty
Melvin has no manners; he must be a porta potty baby
by eatthefishRIGHTNOW March 23, 2023
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Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
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porta juce

The blue shitty liquid typically inside of a port-o-potty . the liquid may seem inconspicuous at first but fun can be had when you mix in fireworks, or tip the port-o-potty on its face(door) causing the liquid to cascade all over the surrounding area
1. Bro I just tip that port-o-potty the porta juices got everywhere

2. That was the nastiest porta juce it smelled so bad
by Shitter tipper August 1, 2024
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