Transunteragonal Portal 

A portal that takes a person from the enterance to a subway station to space. These portals are invisible to all with impure gnoll heritage. Such a portal has been known to be used by Crazy Eddy to get from Toronto to Mars.

"Shit son where did Crazy Eddy go?"

"He probably used his Transunteragonal Portal to get to his poon palace on Mars"

"Nope he's over there, he was just behind that Alaskan shrub for a second"

"Oh"

Transunteragonal Portal by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

Friar Portal 

A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.

Check the Friar Portal when you get home

Friar Portal by ButtsexMcGee October 18, 2012

nether portal 

The Nether Portal is a gateway to a Hell-like demesion in the pixal video game Minecraft

"I'm building the nether portal from the obsidian I mined."

nether portal by Word master7 January 15, 2015

Crotch Portal 

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

Crotch Portal by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

El Portal Middle School 

A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢

Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.

El Portal Middle School by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019

Sausage Portal 

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

Sausage Portal by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Dream Portal 

a strategy used in minecraft speedrunning where you use a single bucket to create a nether portal. invented by Cscuile.

Today I learned how to make a Dream Portal.

Dream Portal by icecream222 March 3, 2021