butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

Buttery Poptart

A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.

My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.

by LittleBIGloverX January 24, 2016

Poptart-Ass

Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"

Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: Yea she's such a Poptart-Ass

by Ralain August 1, 2009

Poptart Cat

The "Nyan Cat" is commonly referred to as "Poptart Cat" to idiots such as Javier Altimirano, and many more.

Justin: "Hey Javier, come listen to this song!"
Javier: "Oh cool! It's the Poptart Cat!"
Jake: "It's not a fucking Poptart Cat, it's a Nyan Cat."

by definatelynotjustin October 30, 2011

poptart dad

A delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any class of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. This individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. This nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child's life.

Me: "The reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o'clock at night".....

Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"

Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"

by children raising children June 30, 2011

poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

by NicoleKaylynn May 13, 2008