poptart

1) A pastry that comes in a colorful little box, and can be used as a device to blow up your toaster and/or toaster oven. Also tastes good.

2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...

"They should've thought twice about laughing at me...but now it's too late...I shall use the poptarts, and kill all of those bastards...insert insane laughing here"

by Kaomi April 11, 2003

Popsmart

That "one kid" who is the smartest person in the class, but also has more popularity than the Minecraft caves and cliffs update. They are smug while maintaining a nice passive-aggressive for.

"You know the popsmart Carl? He's getting all the girls with his textbooks." - Some friend who needs a girl

by Owoyousowarm April 13, 2021

Popstar Rockstar Big Banged

you're a popstar rockstar. reffered to "a lot of pop" or just "pop" and "a lot of rock" or just "rock😝 you have bangs that hang infront of your eyes. sometimes reffered to big bangs.

you're a popstar rockstar big banged person

by maddie_1873 November 1, 2021

Poptart

One who revolves their life around Pop.

Oh my God Riley, we're not poptarts so stop making every song have Cinnamon Poptart looking-ass Donky Kong vocals.

by DaddyBarnacle January 9, 2022

Poppin Poptarts

When you pop open a bag of pop tarts. It is a use for all mankind.

M is poppin poptarts

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

Colombian Poptart

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

Netflix and poptarts

A popular vine.

Person 1 :What’s your favorite vine?
Person 2 : Netflix and poptarts! What’s your favorite?
Person 1 : Omg that’s my favorite too! :)

by Random-memer May 19, 2021